Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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