is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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