god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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