My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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