Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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