you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She's the barista slut.
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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