Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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