She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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