he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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