I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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