your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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