there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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