is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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