I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Nicole vs. Life
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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