Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
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Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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