Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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