you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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