watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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