from now on my penis is your penis
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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