In the future we'll all be gay
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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