return my video game
I hate your face
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
