So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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