can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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