Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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