Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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