how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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