Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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