I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I smell stomach acid.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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