is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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