I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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