Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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