ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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