just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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