What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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