What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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