There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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