Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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