I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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