I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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