the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
