Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I wear drunk well.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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