Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives