Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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