wat bout pragnant strippers??
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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