margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is Oprah even human
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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