Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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