I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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