wat bout pragnant strippers??
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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