thus making me awesome and them whores
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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