Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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