she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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