: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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