Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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