They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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