But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
