Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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