That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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