He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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