She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
there is glitter all over my balls
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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